Short Stories: The Logbook's Lies (Part 1)
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Mind the Gap (and the GPU): The New Aristocracy of the Infinite Algorithm
Gather 'round, children, and let me spin you a yarn. A tale not of dragons or valiant knights, but of algorithms and billionaires in regrettable hoodies. We're talking about a certain strain of "engineering prowess", a particularly virulent strain, mind you, that has, much like
Hack, Report, Get Sued: The Accidental Heroes of Cybersecurity
Imagine, if you will, that you discover your neighbour's front door is held shut by nothing more than the optimistic application of a bit of Blu-Tack. Being a decent sort, you knock on their door, explain the situation, and suggest they might want to invest in an actual
A Journey: In Which I Discover That Vibes Are Not Legal Tender And Other Lessons From a Rented Flat in Hackney
I am, and I cannot stress this enough, profoundly humbled to announce that I have, after eighteen months of relentless iteration, finally automated my morning routine. Not merely optimised it. Disrupted it. Using a proprietary AI-powered stack built on a no-code platform, a Notion template I purchased for £47, and
Reggie the Raccoon and the Curious Statistical Downfall of Sandra From Accounts
A Cautionary Tale About Fraud, Maths, and Why You Should Never Let a Raccoon Manage Your SIEM Reggie was elbow-deep in a bin outside a Pret a Manger on Farringdon Road when his pager went off. His pager. Not his phone, his pager. Reggie had strong opinions about phones, most